Prima Pils - Victory Brewing Company - Downingtown, PA

Prima Pils Stats
ABV: 5.3%
fl. oz.: 12
Snarky stat to be filled in later: 1

Hops, hops, hops! If you like hops, you will like Prima Pils. It goes down smooth with a nice dry finish that leaves you wanting more.

The other thing this beer has going for it is that I got it for free, courtesy of my brother-in-law Mike Puerto Rico, who foolishly left a few of these bottles at the house of our mutual parents-in-law. Yoink! Mine now.

I give this an A. I can't really think of any reason any type of beer drinker wouldn't like this brew.

Victory Brewing Company

Steam Whistle Pilsner - Steam Whistle Brewing - Toronto, ON

Steam Whistle Stats:
Ounces in a bottle: 12
Amount of ounces that taste like Rolling Rock: 12

If you ever happen to be oot and aboot in Toronto and happen to be someone who exclusively drinks Rolling Rock and all of the bars you go to happen to be out of Rolling Rock that particular week, then buddy, allow me to introduce to you, Steam Whistle Pilsner!!! It's clear how much Canada really wants to be like America when you consider a beer like this. I mean, look at the Steam Whistle website, ay?! I'll tell you though, it's not aboot the whistle, it's aboot the beer, it's aboot the 4 all-natural ingredients that go into every batch of Steam Whistle Pilsner, it's aboot the passion it is brewed with each day. A fairly light pilsner with a hint of sweetness, this is a beer you could drink 10, 12, or more of in the correct circumstances -- IF you happen to be someone who enjoys that sort of thing, guy.

I give this beer a C, but that's mostly because I'm not a huge fan of beers with this type of sweetness. The Canadian government may have apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions, but I think they should start apologizing for Steam Whistle.